Saturday, April 18, 2015

Movie Reviews #23 - Godzilla (2014)



Plot: (from imdb.com) The world's most famous monster is pitted against malevolent creatures who, bolstered by humanity's scientific arrogance, threaten our very existence.

Review: Godzilla has been done and redone so many times, it’s hard for anyone to keep count. And after the disastrous 1998 version it was a bold task for anyone to try again. Warner Brothers tried again in 2014. What they made was a movie that kept most of the important elements of the old films but also added some needed updates. 

            The story focuses on a soldier who had his life messed up by a baby monster 15 years earlier in Japan. Now, that monster has hatched into an adult and is destroying everything in its path. For some reason, this awakens Godzilla who just wants to kill it. I guess he doesn’t like other monsters on his turf. 

            The movie has a slow pace, it takes forever for anything to really happen. I understand that the idea is to build up to when the monsters are revealed. Thankfully, it was still relatively interesting, but if I had seen this in theaters I might have gotten impatient waiting for the fighting to start. Once Godzilla and the MUTO (that’s the bad monster) meet, it gets really exciting and then they cut away from the fight. Again, this could have been frustrating for some, but for me it wasn’t a problem. It helped build the anticipation. If there were too many fights early on, we would have been drained by the time the finale came through. 

            Most of the movie is spent with the human characters and it’s both a hit and a miss. Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s character is kind of bland but given that he is a soldier you can chalk that up to him just setting his emotions aside to get the job done. His wife, Elizabeth Olson, spends the first half trying to call Johnson and the second half running away from the monsters. She doesn’t have much to do here, but her presence in the second half gives us an idea of the scale of how big this monster fight really is. 

            The real reason we all came to watch this was the fights, let’s be honest. It takes a long time to see one from beginning to end, but it is worth it. These things tear the hell out of each other and the last death is really good. I just wish the fight had been in the daytime, it was difficult to get a good look at what was actually happening. I won’t spoil it for anyone who hasn’t seen the movie yet, but there’s a really cool old school element that was in the fight that I did not expect in a recent rendition. Finally I thought that Godzilla being treated as a savior rather than the destroyer was a nice touch and Ken Watanabe, you’re awesome. 

Score: 6.5/10

Thursday, April 9, 2015

That's all you got?

This has not been a good week for achievements. The streak is still going on thankfully, but it's not thriving. I've only earned one per day this week. Disappointing but life keeps you busy son. So here is my pittance this last week, enjoy I guess.

Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7

A Sirius Family Issue - 20G - Defeat Bellatrix as any Sirius Black character variant in a duel


A Dish Best Served Cold - 20G - Defeat Bellatrix with Neville (Waiter) in a duel



 What if? - 20G - Defeat every Harry free play variant as Lord Voldemort




WWE 2K15 (Xbox 360)

Reached the ropes! - 20G - Crawl to the ropes during a submission (Single Play)




Lego Movie Videogame

 Cover Your Butt! - 20G - Complete Prologue - The Prophecy

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Movie Reviews #22 - Idiocracy (2006)




Plot: (from imdb.com) Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes five centuries in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Review: Idiocracy takes a clever concept for a comedy. What if instead of evolving, the human race just simply becomes stupider over time. And if we just transport a normal person from our time into this setting, how would he react? Luke Wilson is our average man in this world, and he probably is the best choice for the role. I don’t know how to explain it, but he just exudes average. His supporting cast of idiots do a fantastic job of frustrating the hell out of you. Watching this you get so mad that they do not understand anything and think stupid shit, like thinking that electrolytes are good for plants. The movie makes it real easy to put ourselves in Luke Wilson’s shoes.

            There are constant background jokes that show how bad the world has gotten and it is really funny. For example, in the background of the city you can see two skyscrapers falling apart and taped together. I’m sure there are many more like this that I missed. The CGI though is really bad in many scenes. It takes you out a bit for some parts of the movie, like the monster truck fight near the end. It’s a pretty funny movie overall, but you won’t die of laughter. Some jokes will seem clever but others are just childish and dumb. It’s kind of Mike Judge’s style.

Score: 7/10

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious (Xbox One) : COMPLETED

No, that is not a typo. I finished the same game twice in 2 consecutive posts. For my 29th completion, I polished off the other version of the fast & furious game. This version is much prettier looking. The car damage looks great, everything is much crisper and overall better. The achievements are also a little different. That`s the first time I have noticed a change from versions of the same game. It`s definitely worth playing and the price is right at free.

Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious (Xbox One)












Fast and Furious - 100G - Got to Nice












900 Horses of Detroit Muscle - 40G - Acquired the Dodge Charger `70












2 Furious - 30G - Performed 10 ``Wreckage`` Skills












Too Soon Junior - 30G - Used all of your Nitrous in the first half of a race












10 Second Car -40G - Acquired the Toyota Supra `98












An Inch or a Mile - 30G - Performed 25 `Near Miss`` Skills












2 Fast - 30G - Performed 5 `Speed`Skills












Tokyo Drift - 30G - Performed 20 `Drift`or E-drift skills












High Flyer -30G - Performed 5 Air Skills












Got Nothin But Time -40G - Restored the Plymouth Roadrunner












Winning`s Winning - 40G - Acquired the Jeep Wrangler












Scratch That -  30G - Performed 5 `Trading Paint`Skills












Burning Rubber - 30G - Performed 10 `Burnout`Skills












First Draft - 30G - Performed 5 `Drafting`Skills












Fast 7,000 - 30G - Banked a Skill Chain of 7,000 or more












Chain Reaction - 30G - Banked a Skill Chain of 50,000 or more












What do you Drift for - 40G - Acquired the Nissan GT-R












A Quarter Mile at a Time - 40G - Acquire the Plymouth Cuda












Selfie - 30G - Took a photo of the 1970 Dodge Charger RT












Just Don`t Scratch It - 40G - Acquired the McLaren P1












Fully Charged - 40G - Acquired the Dodge Charger `15












Drift to Win - 40G - Acquired the Dodge Challenger `15












9 Second Car - 40G - Acquired the Bugatti Veyron












Perks of the Job - 40G - Acquired the Maserati Ghibli












How Long Was That Runway - 100G - Completed the Cargo Plane Showcase

Friday, April 3, 2015

Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious (Xbox 360) : COMPLETED

It's with great that I bring you the 28th completion in my illustrious achievement career. Now to say that this game was hard is a load of bullshit, it was easy as fuck. But it was in fact fun. I would try out the actual Forza Horizon 2 but that achievement list is just utterly ridiculous, ain't nobody got time for that! Given though how good the Fast & Furious game is, I decided to play it again on Xbox One. Achievements and Gamerscore galore!!!

Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious (Xbox 360)

Got nothin but time - 40G - Restore the Plymouth Roadrunner



 Perks of the Job - 40G - Acquire the Maserati Ghibli



 How long was that Runway - 100G - Completed the Cargo Plane showcase



 Chain Reaction - 30G - Banked a Skill Chain of 15,000 or more




Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7

 Collector`s dream - 25G - Completed the Bonus Level